July 2011
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June 2011
Sophia: Let me tell you two a story.
Blanche and Dorothy, together: NO.
Sophia: Short story?
Blanche and Dorothy, together: NO!
Sophia: An anecdote—I won't take "no" for an answer! Picture this— ninety-year-old twins, Ralph and Nuncio, sitting on a park bench. Ralph says to Nuncio, "Hey, whatever happened to that streaking craze?" And Nuncio says, "What streaking craze?" and Ralph says, "You know, when everybody would take off their clothes and run down the street." So Nuncio says, "Hey... that sounds like fun! I think I'll do it right now." So, ninety years old, he gets naked and goes off down the street, right past these two old ladies— Carlotta and Maria. Maria turns to Carlotta and says, "What the hell was that?" and Carlotta says, "I don't know, but whatever it was, it sure needs ironing."
Dorothy: Ma, what's the point?
Sophia: With a story you get a point, with an anecdote, pure entertainment.
WatchI’ve already done one of these before, but it came up on my dash so I HAD to do it again. HAD TO.
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Jeff Bridges In 'The Giver': Oscar Winner To Adapt... →
maleficents:
Experiencing a renaissance in a career that never really faded, Jeff Bridges is flexing his producing muscles to bring to the big screen a classic young adult novel.
Bridges, who won an Oscar in 2010 for his turn in “Crazy Heart” and was nominated for another lead gold statue for last year’s “True Grit,” has optioned for film the 1993 Lois Lowry novel, “The Giver,” a moralist...
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Laura Nyro - Stoned Soul Picnic
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Watchidontgiveafach:
Hey Arnold! What is Opera?
“Ruth? Hmpfh! Just like I stated, she’s overrated; a big no-brainer with enormous feet! Why not forget her? I’m so much better. My name’s Carm Helga and I’m awfully sweet!”
oh my gosh. i love this long time! i’ve been saying “she’s like a flower blossom/I know she’s really awesome” for YEARS
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Sleepy Man - Patti LuPone, The...