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Sophia: Let me tell you two a story.
Blanche and Dorothy, together: NO.
Sophia: Short story?
Blanche and Dorothy, together: NO!
Sophia: An anecdote—I won't take "no" for an answer! Picture this— ninety-year-old twins, Ralph and Nuncio, sitting on a park bench. Ralph says to Nuncio, "Hey, whatever happened to that streaking craze?" And Nuncio says, "What streaking craze?" and Ralph says, "You know, when everybody would take off their clothes and run down the street." So Nuncio says, "Hey... that sounds like fun! I think I'll do it right now." So, ninety years old, he gets naked and goes off down the street, right past these two old ladies— Carlotta and Maria. Maria turns to Carlotta and says, "What the hell was that?" and Carlotta says, "I don't know, but whatever it was, it sure needs ironing."
Dorothy: Ma, what's the point?
Sophia: With a story you get a point, with an anecdote, pure entertainment.
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